Harper and Clive and Harry

facts-i-just-made-up:

Hitler had only one child, a daughter named Anna Kohlter Hitler. Born December 8th, 1941 just as America entered the war, she was flown to Austria before the Russians entered Berlin as Hitler and Anna’s mother, Eva Braun, feared what the invading force would do to her.

Growing up in Austria, she dropped her father’s infamous name and grew up to study in the burgeoning field of media. Eventually in 1961 she headed to America and Anglicized her name to “Coulter”. Today she works as a political correspondent for Fox News. She has also published several books, including Liberal Lies, Liberal Treachery, Godless Liberals, and Twilight: Breaking Dawn.

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rnedia:

everyone in harry potter treated luna like she was crazy for believing in weird shit like they didn’t go to wizard high school

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bloody-h-e-l-l:

Post Deathly Hallows.  [ credit: x / x ]

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scottishshortbread:

kmykmykmy:

Gryffindor: I’m a freakin’ hero.
Slytherin: I’m freakin’ badass.
Ravenclaw: I’m smart as heck.
Hufflepuff: My dorm is near the kitchen.

(Source: kimberleymeeganjane, via aconstipatedmeerkat)

hahahahahaha

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suitelifeofdeanandcas:

girspookalem:

Tumblr is kind of like Friends except everyone is Chandler.

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pleatedjeans:

The 90s Guide to Winning an Argument

meeshhhhhhhhhhh

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joshifereverlark:

ayaisamazing:

It doesn’t matter if you’re pretty

or plain,

tall

or short,

or have things all over your face, 

because what truly matters is 

what’s inside you.

this is actually the most meaningful and thoughtful post i have ever seen on tumblr

(Source: thewalkingcontradiction, via inyourbossypants)

roguebicycles:

lastnightofourlives:

the-absolute-best-posts:

primsore

And now we have come full circle.

Christ

How high are you guys

IT JUST GOT A 1000000000000000000xBETTER

i am cRYING

i’m just a giggle machine.

(Source: bootox)

hermionejg:

lexboyadj:

some might call this insanity, I call it the final culmination of my 3-year desire to create a Lauren Conrad mascara tear-shrine/statement on humanity - and I succeeded.

OH MY GOD THIS IS INCREDIBLE

(Source: yuppiecaveboy)